Trump Signs Executive Order on McDonald’s “America First” Meal

The White House
Office of the President of the United States
February 11, 2025

EXECUTIVE ORDER #MAGA-2025

BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME AS PRESIDENT BY THE CONSTITUTION AND THE LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED AS FOLLOWS:

SECTION 1: ESTABLISHMENT OF THE “AMERICA FIRST” MEAL

1. Whereas, McDonald’s is the most American of all American institutions, serving billions and billions worldwide (but mostly for us, the great American people),
2. Whereas, the Big Mac is the most perfect burger ever created — two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun, just like our Founding Fathers would have wanted,
3. Whereas, fries (the best ones, the McDonald’s ones — none of that soggy or unsalted nonsense from other places) represent American strength, crispness, and golden financial success,
4. Whereas, Diet Coke is the beverage of winners, champions, tremendous people, people who want to stay fit and keep their energy up so America can once again become the tuffest and strongest nation in the universe,

I, DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT AND KING (BUT NOT BURGER KING, NEVER, MCDONALD’S ALL THE WAY!) OF THE UNITED STATES, HEARBY DECLARE THAT:

• The McDonald’s Big Mac, large fries, and a Diet Coke are hereby designated as the one and only official “AMERICA FIRST” meal of the United States of America.
• This is not up for debate. I know food. I know the best food. And folks, this is the BEST.

SECTION 2: NATIONAL PARTICIPATION REQUIREMENT

1. To ensure our great country stays great, all adult Americans shall eat McDonald’s at least twice per week.
2. All children in our great nation will eat McDonald’s everyday, because I all schools are ordered to serve McDonald’s, and nothing but McDonald’s, everyday for lunch (that’ll get those kids to vote for me!).
3. States that comply will be rewarded bigly. States that refuse will face severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Being labeled as “fake news states”
• Potential revocation of patriot status
• An official “low-energy” rating
• Revoking of federal subsidies for schools and nutrition based programs
• Lifetime prison sentences at Guantanamo Bay

Any attempt to promote crappy, foreign food — especially Mexican food — as “American” shall be immediately rejected. Let’s be honest, Taco Bell? Never liked it. I’m a Micky D’s man.

SECTION 3: IMPLEMENTATION AND ENFORCEMENT

1. A new “Department of McDonald’s Loyalty” will be established within the Executive Branch, reporting directly to me.
2. Ronald McDonald will be appointed as the National Food Ambassador, pending Senate approval (though I expect no problems, because who doesn’t love Ronald?).
3. The “MAGA Meal Compliance Task Force” (MMCTF) will be authorized to ensure every red, white, and blue-blooded American enjoys their twice-weekly McDonald’s, with surprise home meal audits conducted randomly.

SECTION 4: EFFECTIVE DATE

This order goes into effect immediately and is retroactive to the date Sleepy Joe Biden took office. Any attempt to delay, oppose, or substitute an inferior meal shall be met with the strongest possible response. Including imprisonment.

I hereby affix my very famous, very great signature to this executive order, ensuring that America stays strong, stays first, and most importantly — stays full of delicious, American-made McDonald’s.

Signed,

DONALD J. TRUMP
45th & (soon-to-be 47th) PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

“Make America Great Again, One Big Mac at a Time!”